Phantom cat
also known as a plato puss. when you think you recognise a cat but when you run towards it frantically to pet it this “cat” turns out to be some lifeless object. this happens most to cat-happy people who want to see cats everywhere.
you walk down the street and see a cat basking in the sunlight only to find out that it’s a black trashbag as you approach it. you have just seen a phantom cat.
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