Phantom Deuce


n. 1: a peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. often -ssosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.
kody returned from cl-ss only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.
finding nothing on the toilet paper after dropping a deuce.
after wiping and finding no skid marks on the toilet paper, toby said he dropped a phantom deuce.

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