Phantom Drunk Friend


a person who only calls you to hang out when they want to get drunk. after 3 hours of drunkeness, you are best friends; and then they disappear until the next drunken session is in order.
hey, i didn’t know you knew ashley. yeah, i hang out with her but only on the weekends; she’s my phantom drunk friend.

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