Phantom Furniture
ghostly presence of furniture from the last tenant of the apartment you’re renting. it can appear late in the night, especially if you go get a gl-ss of water with the lights turned off. are usually easy to get rid of with a simple exorcism.
vilmar: d-mn, i just stubbed my toe on some of joe’s phantom furniture.
torkild: who’s joe?
vilmar: he’s the guy who rented this apartment before i moved in.
torkild: boy, you need to perform an exorcism on this place.
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