phantom jizz
this is where your jacking off and when you climax your so into it with your eyes rolled in the back of your head, you know you felt the j-zz shoot from your d-ck but now you cant find where it went. and your frantically searching everywhere because you dont want your parents to accidentally find it.
phantom j-zz
no not ectoplasm, but this is when your c-m runs down your arm or hand and you wash it off, then you feel it dried after trying to clean it off.you can feel a dry path od were your c-m was.this probably won’t come up in conversations….
kid thinking to himself,” oh sh-t i just showered but i still feel my phantom j-zz, i need to wash my arm again.”
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