phantom laptop syndrome
a condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.
person 1: why are you tapping the table like that?
person 2: sorry, i haven’t been on tumblr in 12 hours and i’ve developed phantom laptop syndrome.
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