phantom poo
when you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your “modern art”) there’s no sh-t there!
woah, so freaky. i just had a phantom poo!
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a poo that hides behind the u bend of the toilet, therefore leaving only its phantom essence.
as i stared down in bewilderment down my empty toilet, the thought occured to me that i must have had a phantom poo.
when needing the toilet for an extended period of time and finally making it to the bathroom, you complete your business only to find that nothing actually came out even though it felt like you pushed something out.
mark – “hey john, just went to the toilet and i thought i did a m-ssive sh-t, i turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!”
john – “my friend you just did a phantom poo”
when you do a terd and go to wipe your -ss and theres no poo on your -n-s
“where did that sh-t go,must have been a phantom poo
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