Phantom Poop
when one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. when the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.
mark: “wow lisa, i couldn’t believe it. i dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there.”
lisa: “sounds like you had another phantom p–p dear.”
mark: “sweet. let’s have teh s-x nao.”
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a m-ssive p–p is taken. on one wipe, the toilet paper shows no p–p residue on it. henceforth, the p–p is phantom.
i could not believe i just took a phantom p–p. it was like i didn’t even go the paper was so clean!!!
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