phantom pooper
a mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom
“the phantom p–per stuck in the sh-t spot”
a person spontaneously and anonymously who defecates in public areas. the areas are chosen for the greatest visual and olfactory effect upon the observer, for example:
1. water fountains
2. public pools and the beach
3. dressing rooms.
4. ex girlfriends mailbox.
also see p–p phantom
1. ” mommy i want a drink of…whaaaaaaaaaaa…the phantom p–per…whaaaaaaaaa! ”
2. “great day for a swim…what’s that floating by your face? omg! ” the phantom p–per had struck again.
3. ” don’t these pants look great…whats that smell?”
4. ” phantom p–per? listen lady i don’t care why your bill is late…just pay it.
unknown toilet -ssailant. someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. also known as “spiking the guns.”
what took you so long?
i had to go to the second floor bathroom. somebody flooded the stall.
curse you phantom p–per!
when an individual gets so drunk that he/she sh-ts in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.
becky: “hey, what’s that smell?”
rachel: “i think the phantom p–per has returned…”
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