Phantom Shitter

someone who takes a huge dump in a public toilet, then doesn’t pull the flush, so the next poor sucker who enters the cubicle can find it.
just encountered a phantom sh-tter at the motorway services, it was rank.
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an individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. the practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to world war ii.
“the phantom sh-tter has struck again”

a prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film “flight of the intruder” when the phantom sh-tter strikes the xo’s ashtray.
a curious creature, believed to derive from naval origins, who sh-ts, slams, thunders, or p-sses in the oddest of places. phantom sh-tters are second to none in terms of secrecy. he/she normally thinks tactically on placement and timing. as a master of clandestine defecating, a phantom sh-tter is rarely caught and if caught will not disclose the locations of each sh-t or if there is a second gunman. typically phantom sh-tters work alone but at certain times will work in teams of two to throw off the scent of pursuing investigations if there are signs of being targeted for questioning.

most phantom sh-tters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers sh-tting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. the ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into sh-tting methods. this typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom sh-t, and are mostly of the male gender. however the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.

just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom sh-tters. texture and consistency play a vital role in each sh-tting environment and opportunity. this normally will depend on the location and who the -n-l splinter is meant to target.

a small portion of phantom sh-tters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.
“oh my god man. i think the phantom sh-tter has struck again because there is a m-ssive pile of sh-t in the fudge batter!”
usually a male student. someone who intentionally cr-ps away from the sh-tter leaving special presents in the sinks/under bog hinges/up doors for anyone who walks through the ddor
hark! the phantom sh-tter has struck again.
(noun)legendary sailor with a unnatural ability to sh-t anywhere, anytime with no remores for person or property, especially the person that has to clean up. also, known as the phantom wizzer or p-sser
1. “the phantom sh-tter stuck again. this time on the commanding officer’s desk.”

2. “this coffee taste like p-ss!”
the phantom sh-tter is an elusive college student who doesn’t give a f-ck about the other residents of his hall and takes a m-ssive sh-t and doesn’t find it necessary to flush that sh-t down the toilet.
“guys, i walked into the bathroom and somebody didn’t flush.”

“we’ve got a phantom sh-tter on our hands.”
mysterious beings responsible for sh-tting in random places. phantom sh-tters start out as people who experiment with sh-tting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. the phantom sh-tter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better sh-tting grounds.

a phantom sh-tter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.

once a phantom sh-tter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin sh-tting on shopping mall floors.

clever phantom sh-tters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. this gives them access to sh-tting locations like no other. cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
guy: i found a pile of green sh-t in the center of a clothing ring at jc penny.

guy2: phantom sh-tter strikes again!