Phantom Text Message
like a phantom pregnancy. (where you think you’re pregnant but your actually not)
whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.
girl1: oh! my phone’s gone off!
girl2: omg, has he texted back?!
girl1: hmm, i haven’t got anything, must be a phantom text message.
you could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
you: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
your wife: that better not be that little sl-t from your office texting you again!
you: it was a phantom text message, honest!
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