Phantom Text Syndrome
phantom text syndrome, or pts, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. recently coined by world-renowned psychologist gustav kuznetsova, pts is now accepted by the american psychological -ssociation.
guy 1: (abruptly reaches into his pocket)
guy 2: “got a text, dude?”
guy 1: “yeah, let me just…”(pulls phone out to see a blank screen) “oh, wait.
forget it. guess i was wrong.”
guy 3: “phantom text syndrome!!!”
guy 2: “yo, i think they got meds for that sh-t now.”
1 more definition
a new syndrome spreading among the teens of america, where a vibration is felt from the pocket holding a phone. once the phone is checked, it turns out there was never a text.
teenager-“doctor, it seems that im always feeling a vibration coming from my cell phone pocket. what could possibly be wrong with me.”
doctor- “hmmm, it seems you may have phantom text syndrome”
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