Phantom Wanker
a person who m-st-rb-t-s in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.
guy 1: does your room mate have a girlfriend?
guy 2: no, but i think he’s a phantom w-nker
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