Phantom Wedgie
the sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.
“hey, bob. quit picking your -ss.”
“i know, right? i’m going commando but i can’t shake this feeling…”
“what feeling, man?”
“that someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head.”
“oh, i forgot to tell you, i saw nick chatting up your woman.”
phantom wedgie
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