Phantom Windpants


crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.

the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with wa tang clan.

barry:i put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the t-st-cl-s!

jerry: why do you where them?!?!

barry: they break the wind well…almost too well.

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