Phantomberried
while taking a sh-t you feel the presence of an especially stubborn dingleberry. unable to free the dingleberry you begin to wipe. the feeling of the dingleberry goes away but you are left with a clean sheet of toilet paper and no sign that the dingleberry ever existed
joe-do you remember last november when my ibs was flaring up and i kept getting phantomberried?
tyler-how could i forget, you spent hours locked in the bathroom trying to solve the mystery.
joe-it’s happening again
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