Phard
the cards sent most commonly during christmas holiday season that are pictures of the sender’s family or kids on a postcard type format, instead of a standard opening card, yet still sent in an envelope.
a christmas card from friends and/or family that is the same card they send to everyone and has a single large picture of the family or several smaller pictures of some or all the family members–some phards just have pictures of their kids. the phard usually has printed text stating something like “happy holidays, from john, jane, john jr., janey doe”, that way they don’t have to write on any of them, just address the envelope.
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