phaser club
the phaser club is a group of bad-ss motherf-ckers who all wield phasers. it is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as “toni”
homie 1: i now wield the mighty phaser.
homie 2: welcome to the phaser club!
homie 3: party of 4!!!!
homie 4: i want some nachos.
the phaser club is a group of bad-ss motherf-ckers who all wield phasers. it is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as “toni”
homie 1: i now wield the mighty phaser.
homie 2: welcome to the phaser club!
homie 3: party of 4!!!!
homie 4: i want some nachos.
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