Phauxtoshop
the act of distorting pictures through photoshop in order to disguise the physical drawbacks of a person.
based on her profile pictures, you would cl-ssify rhonda as a 9. however, once you see her in person, you’ll be disappointed to see she’s just another 5 extremely skilled in the craft of phauxtoshop.
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