phd
pretty huge d-ck
even though i aint finish school i got a phd, a pretty huge d-ck
the final tier of academic excess.
b.s. = bullsh-t
m.s. = more sh-t
ph.d. = piled higher and deeper.
i know everything! i have a ph.d.!
an acronym for “doctor of philosphy”
hey ian – i’ll be getting my phd soon
doctor of philosophy. no, you dont have to be a philosophy major to receive this! if you break it down, philosophy simply means; theory of knoqledge. therefore receiving a phd will mean that you are a doctor of “theory of knowledge” in your major. you are an expert and you know all there is to know about what you studied!
p.s; most of the time, following receiving a phd, many end up one of the two types of researchers. college professors, or lab researchers.
i have a phd in computer science, i am an expert i know everything about computers!
woahhh, jasmine got a phd in culinary arts.. i can’t believe she survived 6 whole years in college! <.> go jas!
pretty huge d-ck!
i go my self a p.h.d. f-ka
playa hater’s degree
jamal: i got some -ss last night at da club
curtis: n-gg- please, you aint got nottin’ up in da club
jamal: don’t try an’ playa hate on me, im not the one wit the phd
a nice way of saying:
“i understand/know a lot of complicated bullsh-t that you couldn’t grasp even if it were your d-ck after 8 hours of hot lesbian p-rn.”
it was once believed phd was actually french for “f-ck off idiot,” but this was actually proved wrong by brain-box phd holders after years of research.
some guy: ugh, i can’t solve this 3rd order partial differential equation…
professor “blah, blah”, phd : i can, thus my mental-d-ck is bigger than yours. checkmate.
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