PHD in poontang
a person who has no actual schooling or training in having s-x but feels that they know enough about s-x to make them an expert and offer people advice.
first mentioned in the movie “the ladies man” when leon phelps is describing his qualifications for being able to give people s-x advice.
man 1: how do you know that women like being spanked while listened to al green?
man 2: i have what you call a phd in poontang.
man 1: oh! i see. where did you go to school for it.
man 2: i didn’t but i’ve gotten enough poon to know what it takes to make them happy.
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