phelpsing

v.

to smoke some pot, especially out of a bong.
when i go phelpsing, i make sure i have nothing important to do afterwards, because i’d be too high!
when you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer’s legs.
phelps me like you owe me money!

i phelpsed her so hard, bro!

mallard of the thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.
verb:

1. to smoke herbs in preparation for a compet-tive event or in celebration of the victory of a compet-tive event
“hey guys i’m phelpsing right now i will be ready for the match in a few minutes.”

“bro, that was an amazing match, i am going to be phelpsing with the good stuff tonight!”
to phelps

getting super h and go swimming in a pool.

guy 1: have you seen chad?

guy 2: ya, after he took all those pictures of himself ripping that steam roller he’s been doing laps at the y.

guy 1: man that guy’s all about phelpsing.

guy 2: i can’t believe you used that word you tool.
the act of vigorously training in the water. including swimming drills, laps, or any water activity of high intensity.
ben: “hey joe, are you coming tonight to play some pong?”

joe: “nah bro, i’ll probably be too tired after phelpsing.”
to reach maximum greatness, to be the best anything ever, achieving 8 gold medal
i saw you out there your phelpsing the sh-t out if this event
the act of either eating a lot or exercising a lot.
i just got done phelpsing, i just had 8 eggs, 5 pieces of toast, and half a pound of sausage.

or

john was phelpsing for 4 hours, he practically lived in the gym today.

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