phexting
the act of phoning a friend; and if they don’t reply, following up with an immediate text message.
phexting ::
“ringgggggg. ringgggggggg. ringgggggggg………….”
“hmm, laurie’s not picking up…”
“please leave a message after the beep”
“no time, i’ll just text her.”
“buzzzzzzz. buzzzzzzzzzzz. buzzzzzzzzzzz.”
– text message follows : hey, what’s up? –
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