Phil Rusling
a fiery, brimstone-esque man whose p-ssion for all things holy is frankly scary to witness. believes (perfectly correctly) that he can command both human and beast with his hand. wit that is sharper than a razor, teeth as numerous as hairs, and a beard that rivals any indian woman, this man is not to be crossed. be warned.
surprise friend: holy sh-t! did you see that cactus sh-t milk?!
phil rusling: course i did brah. i f-cking made it do that.
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