philadelphia cream cheese
1. this is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the j-sm. great for giving to the b-tch or b-st-rd you cant stand.
the b-tch was p-ssing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. she said it had a familiar taste.
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