Philadelphia Orchestra
once a great orchestra, now members and subscribers leaving like rats running from a sinking ship. the orchestra has suffered for a few decades with “wernick-ites” (translation: endless horrible orchestral commission to make anyone with taste just vomit), and any attempt to reclaim these subscribers will never happen. no recording contracts, no radio broadcasts, a tragic loser now in its final stage of existence.
“i went to the philadelphia orchestra concert last night and it was like a beginners music appreciation event. i plan to give up my subscription immediately. luckily there was none of that dreadful new music from those academic freaks and nerds who call themselves composers”.
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