Philadelphia Painter
when you are having s-x, and you -j-c-l-t- all over the walls and you grab the girls hair (as if shes a paintbrush) and paint the room with her mouth (she licks the s-m-n off of the walls).
“this girl and i were going at it so hard that when it was time to -j-c-l-t- i blew my load all over her bedroom walls and then grabbed her hair and made her do the philadelphia painter”
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