phillip
he is the reason i wake up in the morning and the air beneath my wings. yeah you wish you were that guy.
phillip is the sh-t.
greek g-d of s-x; known for his amazing looks and long endurance.
he’s been going at it as long as phillip!
known as the coolest kid in the world to males, and an absolute stud who has the best body around to females. the name phillip is replaceable with g-d.
matt: phillip, your the man!
random girl 1: omg you are so hott! can i have some of your nuts!?!?!?!
phillip: uhh, sure? -hands her a can of peanuts-
defined as a strong spiritual believer. makes up inside jokes instantly when you start being with one (a phillip). always up for a good venting session, and never judges. would kick any guys b-tt for his woman. always has a woman. ladies man to the extreme. stands out in a crowed and wears adorable hats. has more clothes than the normal boy should. not gay. mommas boy. g-d of summer. makes up redic raps about milfs. loves milfs. listens to everything you want them to hear. never lets there guard down. loves scary movies. common phrase used: “epic fail.” extremely handsome and has an incredible sense of humor.
“woah! i’m blinded! who’s that walking down the street?!”
“oh…that’s a phillip!”
-woman slips on ice.
phillip: epic fail.
the name of all nickels that are found. no matter how many exist, they are always named phillip.
hey! look! i found a nickel! ill name him phillip! yay phillip!
the name phillip means a s-xy guy with the s-xist body that all guys would dream of having
1st guy : aw he must be phillip
2nd guy : yeah i reckon aye he has a good body
this name describes a man of great intelligence and humour. his quiet and orderly facade hides a superhero. he may be a mild mannered man by day, sitting in a library perhaps, but by night he comes alive. like a cat, he is self–ssured and arrogant, and can strike without warning, claws out. he is often found in thrift stores or at art museums, or sometimes rushing to the rescue of those in need. he is thoughtful and brilliant and loved by cats everywhere. though some may find his politics or humour offensive, others are incredibly attracted to just that. if you are lucky enough to find a phillip by random chance, feed him often and always be playful.
john – is that batman?
mrs. fancy – no, no, that is phillip!!!
john – oh, he is now a superhero?
mrs. fancy – he always was!!
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