Phillip Carnell
this boy-man is a legend. he is not just a beautiful specimen, but also a hero to all depressed beings. he will brighten your world just by glancing at his face. he’s the fastest person to make friends with. he tokes a little. but phillip is no hipster either. he rejects hipster ideals, and stays true to himself. he is my best friend. if you ever meet phillip carnell, you’re life will instantly transform, and metamorphosize into all you could ever hope to be.
charlie: what’d you do this weekend?
me: went on an epic adventure.
charlie: with who?
me: phillip carnell of course!!
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