philly mike
someone who talks really slow and shakes your hand all the time and is from philadelphia. they are normally extremely hairy and talk with a terrible italian accent. moist hands. goes to gino’s. lose’s coffepot on occasion.
man, that philly mike just shook my hand with his/her hairy moist hand.
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