Philly Trash Slut
a girl, age ranging from 14 to 18, who drives over the betsy ross, tacony-palmyra, or ben franklin bridge to spread her vd all over the glorious new jersey suburbs of philadelphia. until the late 1800s, the only means of travel across the delaware river was by ferry boat, which was a somewhat long albeit dangerous journey for a young debutante to endure to visit her beau. with the advent of the automobile, and later the suspension bridge, not only debutantes but well-paid wh-r–women made the trip to visit prosperous suburban phildelphia towns, only to return to their squalid tenement neighborhoods in northeast philadelphia at the end of their day. skip ahead to the 2000s, and the descendants of said wh-r–women have brought their own game to towns such as moorestown and cinnaminson, stealing boyfriends and spreading their vd just as their grandmothers did. easily recognizable due to their washed-out blondeness and vague expressions, and general unwillingness to speak with any true, cl-ssy southern new jersey ladies.
that philly trash sl-t just latched onto my man with her tooth-filled sn-tch!
a girl, age ranging from 14 to 18, who drives over the betsy ross, tacony-palmyra, or ben franklin bridge to spread her vd all over the glorious new jersey suburbs of philadelphia. until the late 1800s, the only means of travel across the delaware river was by ferry boat, which was a somewhat long albeit dangerous journey for a young debutante to endure to visit her beau. with the advent of the automobile, and later the suspension bridge, not only debutantes but well-paid wh-r–women made the trip to visit prosperous suburban phildelphia towns, only to return to their squalid tenement neighborhoods in northeast philadelphia at the end of their day. skip ahead to the 2000s, and the descendants of said wh-r–women have brought their own game to towns such as moorestown and cinnaminson, stealing boyfriends and spreading their vd just as their grandmothers did. easily recognizable due to their washed-out blondeness and vague expressions, and general unwillingness to speak with any true, cl-ssy southern new jersey ladies.
that philly trash sl-t just latched onto my man with her tooth-filled sn-tch!
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