philosiraptor
a popular meme oft viewed on social media outlets like facebook and tumblr, it includes a profile shot of a velociraptor making witty philosophical statements.
derp: hey man did you see that philosiraptor meme last night on facebook?
herp: no derp what did he say?
derp: it went something like “if a lesbian c-ckblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?”
herp: no sh-t that is a riot!
Read Also:
- Midnight Drive
when after s-x, you c-m into the eyes of your partner, blinding them. when shelby was done with the bl-wj-b, i accidently gave her a midnight drive. the doctors say she is permanently blind.
- Oh My House
house, md fans often say this to express excitement, fear, panic, etc. used the same way “oh my g-d” is used. fan #1: “hugh laurie was on ellen today talking about house, md. ellen gave him a guitar.” fan #2: “oh my house! that’s awesome!”
- Sunny Side up Special
after a long night of drinking your girl starts to feel dizzy after having s-x and runs into the bathroom to throw up. as she’s being over to throw up you continue to bang her from behind. last night i got the sunny side up special with my ex. she was so wasted.
- Sunshine Cupcake
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a womens sungl-sses while she is wearing them. resembling the frosting on a cupcake. she got a sunshine cupcake when she was at the beach. totally ruined her new sungl-sses.
- Swag Kicker
tyler singletary also, a person who ruins the appearance of someones swag usually in front of the opposite s-x. john: what up mary, you like my sick new shades? tyler (swag kicker): bro those “shades” are from the dollar store and they ugly as h-ll. john’s swag was officially kicked.