philsexual
a s-xuality in which one is only attracted to phil lester ( amazingphil )
margret: “jade, i know this guy mark who sounds pretty great, you should hit him up!”
jade: “sorry margret, i’m phils-xual”
margret: …
jade: -caresses posters of phil lester-
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