phineas your ferb
an indian-american s-x act performed by a male stripper wearing nothing but an orange triangle on his erect p-n-s. as, in which, the female hiering this professional, has exactly 104 seconds to pour in 2 pounds of maple syrup into his\her -n-s. and then, dipping in his delicious pancake p-n-s, and then the related sibiling. (if no related being, there are indeed red headed sisters for sale) this mentioned sibiling will then scream wildly as sucking woman’s green-dyed v-g-n-l area.
hey rabi beth! after the mosque would you mind hit’n me up a lil’ and phineas your ferb?
yea holmes. i just gotta confirm this 13 year old as a jewish man and then i’ll take em to go get some maple syrup! ja’ feel?
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