phivester


a hipster who is a five on the scale of babedom.
i saw a skinny-fat dude on the l train–total phivester.

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  • Phlep

    the most accurate description of the sound a half-erect p-n-s makes when slapping on flesh. this sound can also be made by wet flesh on flesh, especially while in s-xual conduct. i was up most of the night, those two phlep’d so much i couldn’t get the sound out of my head.

  • Pig Farmer

    noun. synonym: plumper definition: a man who prefers to have s-x with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public. “eventhough jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet pig farmer.” a guy who slams multiple slam-pigs. these types of […]

  • Pigoo

    a hot pig, that everyone loves. he gets around from bed to bed. he is a great for cuddling and giving comfort during intense foot surgeries. he has eyes like pacman that will eat you up. he has recently lost weight due to unknown circ-mstances. therefore, he lost his awesome ghetto booty. dont be alarmed […]

  • pig snout

    any p-n-s that is uncirc-mcised, but particularly those of western european descent. “so i was talking to this chick that hooked up with charles the other night, and she told me he had a pig snout.

  • Pimplicious

    adjective. when something is so pimpin that you can taste it, making it delicious. so its pimpin and delicious. pimplicious d-mn, that salisbury steak was so pimplicious. or i had a great time with your little sister last night. she was pimplicious. beimg a pimp and pimptastic and being the greatest thing in the world. […]


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