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• Fisticulous

  when something or someone is so ridiculous, that you feel compelled to punch someone in the face. i had the most fisticulous time waiting in line at the dmv.

• Phlegucus

  phlegm and mucus. you get phlegucus when you either have strep throat, a cold, or a sinus infection. usually comes out in thick, acidic chunks when one coughs. “dude, my throat hurt really bad!” “really? did you have some phlegucus stuck in it?”

• jizz missile

  a shot of s-m-n fired from a mans p-n-s. after i fired a j-zz missile in my girlfriends mouth, i got up and left. 1 more definition the first blast of s-m-n from an -j-c-l-t-ng p-n-s i pulled out just in time to to launch a j-zz missile at her forehead.

• picking up the remote

  hand job this girl picked up the remote last night

• Jizz Mitt

  the girl in the office everyone has had s-x with. syn: c-m glove i porked the j-zz mitt last night, but dont tell anyone, so did larry.

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