Phlashing
a s-xual act performed by a pair of old perverts on un-ssuming young men usually at boating lakes. the act involves getting a p-sser by to take a photo of one old man who pulls an erotic pose whilst an onlooking accomplice fondles himself off the photographers’ anxiety.
“hey derek fancy going to the park for a spot of phlashing?”
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