phlegkwus
the moment when a son is masturbating, his mother enters the room, and their eyes meet. possibly the most awkward to say and to think about.
guy 1: how the f-ck do you spell “phlegkwus”?
guy 2: i don’t know, but i experienced it last night, and now i’m grounded. doesn’t she understand that it’s just what all guys do?
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