phlegmeure
a piece of furniture resembling an antique effect drawer set, which contains a hidden cabinet element.
the name derives from the induced nausea brought about from the poor taste and judgement on display in the home of anybody purchasing such an item. such people would generally be considered shallow and pretentious.
alt. – name derives from the nasal and throat mucus brought about from the inhalation of low grade sawdust.
that phlegmeure is magnificent, darling. would it match paisley curtains?
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