phlemjob
to lubricate a p-n-s with phlem instead of spit for the typical bl-wj-b.
lisa had a huge set of t-ts and i wanted to stare at them while she gave me a b.j. i didnt know she had copd, she hawked a loogie on my shaft. it was strangely satisfying. best and first phlemjob ever!
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