phlemo
an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.
phlemo: accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! aaargh! i have a cold! my life sucks!
me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
phlemo: no, id rather be in pain! wait, what did you just call me?
me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you…
Read Also:
- phobiphobia
the fear of fear itself. franklin roosevelt had phobiphobia
- piano hands
hands with long and particularly strong fingers, the result of years piano practice. i couldn’t pry that cookie away from her once she got hold of it with those piano hands. the abnormally large hands of a musician, typically one who plays the piano. can also pertain to the hands of a musician who plays […]
- piccy
a cute, short simple way to make the word picture shorter. pr-nounced “pick-ee”. commonly used on fanart websites. “eeee! what a qute piccy of zim!” plural form of the word “piccy”, meaning pictures. yea, i submitted a few piccies to fac yesterday.
- scrotitum
female br–sts that over time, age, or childbirth will see a decrease in size and a very loose or sagging effect which in turn gives them a very low hanging and shriveled or wrinkled appearance similar to that of a large scr-t-m with a t-st-cl- hanging from it. when her scrot-tum hit my face, i […]
- search warrant
doc-mentation that allows law enforcement to break into a persons residence or business for search and confiscation of possible contraband or other illegal items officer, “police search warrant we are coming in!”