phodography
phodography are the images that your social media friends post of their pets – usually a constant stream of heart-rending imagery. can also be used for images of cats – much to their annoyance!
stephen: uh, have you seen what carol is posting?
nigel: oh man, she loves her phodography!
stephen: it’s a cat!
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