Phoenix Jones
noun- a fictional story with excessive delusional angles that it causes confusion and is sometimes mistaken for nonfiction.
okay, start from the beginning again. this whole story sounds like a phoenix jones.
1. (person) phoenix jones is the leader of the rain city superhero movement, seattle wa. at night, he enters a secret room of an unnamed comic book store, dons a black and gold superhero costume, and a few anti-criminal toys including a bulletproof vest with stab plating, a taser, a nightstick, and mace.
2. (verb) ie “going phoenix jones” on someone would be referring to stepping up to an altercation or crime and attempting to end it and/or detain the individuals responsible
2. (verb) “911 operator, this is 911 what are you reporting. im on second and pine there is a man with a stick threatening people i need police back up 911 operator ok what is the man wearing. he …is in a black shirt and blue jeans he has a huge wooden stick he is hard to miss ok the police are on there way can you stay there to make a statement. yes but if he swings that stick one more time im gonna have to stop him ok sir please dont go phoenix jones on me
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