Phoenix Zoo
huge f-cking city in arizona. there are sh-t loads of illegal immigrants. it’s unbearably hot 8 months out of the year.
instead of building up like la or ny, phoenix has been built out. there are cacti everywhere, and it’s h-lla dry.
phoenix reportedly has a sh-tload of crime, though i have never seen any of it.
arizona state university is there. there are parties every night and the girls are insanely hot and stupid.
don’t ever come to phoenix.
guy 1: yo, you ever been to the phoenix zoo?
guy 2: yeah, that place is hot as f-ck.
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