phonalingus
having s-x over the phone with a woman by explaining what you’re fantasizing doing to her – like cybers-x but on the phone
moody: sh-t, i can get this done in one day. breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybers-x with the soulmate.
runkel: that’s not a bad idea.
moody: are you kidding, it’s a terrible idea! the lighting is subpar; it’s very difficult to properly showcase one’s dangling majesty. but it sure beats phonalingus.
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