Phone Autopilot
wandering around at random without paying attention when you’re carrying on a phone conversation. total unawareness of where you’re going, what you’re doing, or what’s going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) how did i get all the way out here? must’ve been on phone autopilot.
person1: alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, i’m so busted!
person2: nah, he’s just on phone autopilot, he didn’t really notice.
you have to stop cleaning while you’re on phone autopilot, i just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
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