Phone Cramps
whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it’s just phone cramps.
g1: “man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!”
-vibrate-
g1: “that’s it!”
-kills herself-
g2: -checks g1’s phone-
“she didn’t get a text…it was just phone cramps!”
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