Phone Dumb
when a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. typically characterized by open, slack jaw, gl-ssy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.
“ashley! ashley! i’ve been talking to you for well over minute and you’ve gone all phone dumb”.
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