phone five


slapping a cell phone as though giving a high five, usually preceded by yelling “phone five!” and used primarily when excited.
barney: ted, tonight we’re gonna go out, we’re gonne meet some ladies, it’s gonna be legendary. phone five!

(barney does a high five with his cellphone.)

ted’s voiceover: i had no idea why i hung out with barney.

barney: you didn’t phone-five, did you? i know when you don’t phone five, ted!
the act of high-fiving one’s phone during a conversation that in person would normally warrant a high-five. originally coined by barney stinson.
ted, tonight we’re gonna go out, we’re gonne meet some ladies, it’s gonna be legendary. phone-five! you didn’t phone-five, did you? i know when you don’t phone-five ted!

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