phone fucking
to engage in an episode of mutual masturbation with a member of the opposite s-x over-the-phone (i.e., phone s-x)
“wow! me and my girlfriend just got finished phone f-cking, and she sounded so hot when she made herself c-m!!”
“i met this woman on the internet, and i think i am going to phone f-ck her before i meet up with her face-to-face”
“because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, i think i am going to have to phone f-ck him every night when he calls me!”
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